Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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