Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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