Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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