i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Shame is for Republicans.
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