she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He shit in the fireplace
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
