so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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