Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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