well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
How naked do you want me to be?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Randomize
