Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
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If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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