So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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