you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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