so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
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I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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