Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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