my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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