yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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