Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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