No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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