bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
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So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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