Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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