piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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