So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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