you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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