I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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