Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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