i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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