I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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