Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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