I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
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Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I have fence marks all over my body
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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