The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
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I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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