Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
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