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I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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