and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
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There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
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What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
He? As in you personified your dick?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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