This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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