The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize