super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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