It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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