I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Randomize
