your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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