Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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