Where is the hickey?
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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