I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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