Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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