Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I could make wine with my vomit
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
