I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
