i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
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He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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