Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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