Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Ladies don't puke and tell
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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