Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
do herpes really smell.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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