no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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