went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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