It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
