Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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