can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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