Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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