you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
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you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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