I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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